hummel


a german self-propelled gun used during world war ii. it was an 88mm gun on a panzer 4 ch-ssis. literally, hummel is german for “b-mblebee.”
a hummel battery was providing antiaircraft protection for that german convoy.

two hummels were destroyed by bazookas.

a hummel on the move
to destroy something in the carrying out of some act. fubar. to destroy something beyond any recognition. to permanently change from one form to a less pleasing and desireable form.
g-d we just hummeled that hotel room!
more normally…g-d that chick got hummeled last night! she’s walking all funny.
this party is about to get hummeled!
originally the hummel was a temporary solution made by the n-z-s during world war ii to make the 15 cm howitzer gun (type of big artillary) mobile. this design proved so successful that it remained into service until the end of the war. the hummel made its first appearance at the battle of kursk.
“hummel” means “b-mbelbee” in german.
when a woman is performing oral s-x on a male and he busts up in her mouth. she then spits out the c-m and licks it back up.
that asian prost-tute charged me $150 for a hummel!
fat -ss

a person who is attracted to food, eats too much, and has a gravitational pull.
timothy hummel; dir of bands in east troy.
a person who is a feminist nymphomaniac. she usually is in some sort of teaching position, and enjoys scr-w-ng students over if they complain about her to her boss.

although hummel is her formal name or “nickname”, many know her simply by “that nympho beyotch”
dude1: “wtf! that b-tch totally screwed us over, just because we told on her for treating us unfairly!”
dude2: “what a hummel!”
a general term used to express the fact that someone or something is g-d’s gift to women.
d-mn i wish i could hummel that chick!

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