Bottle Rules


each bottle of alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.
hey sam, each drink has bottle rules. the jack daniels bottle rules are, you must include a toast to jack himself. the makers mark must be drank while naked. each shot of wild turkey must be accompanied with a text to your mom. you have to take your shirt off when drinking cuervo.

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