bottle squat


a fecal encounter into a bottle.
charlie bottle squatted on the side of the road because he could not find a burger king.
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a bottle squat is when a female squats down over a beer bottle and takes as much of the neck of the bottle into her v-g-n- as she wants, and attempts to pick it up using only her v-g-n-l muscles.
in order to get into the sorority, kerri had to perform the dreaded bottle squat in the middle of the party.

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