Bottlebanking
a s-xual act involving the victim’s head being pushed inside the hole of a bottlebank, so it can’t be removed. it can be h-m-s-xual or heteros-xual, but is usually in the form of gay/gang rape. the most common bottlebanking zones are those with the most bottlebanks e.g. car parks, supermarkets etc.
‘have you heard about that johnson kid down the street?’
‘no, what?’
‘he got bottlebanked last wednesday down by tesco’s!’
‘you serious? d-mn…there’s a big bottlebanking scene around here’
the act being caught by the head, whether voluntarily or through coercion, in a bottlebank, those most commonly used to recycle gl-ss. the bottlebankee is then submitted to some form of s-xual abuse or pleasure (depending on the situation), before being abandoned/rescued.
the origins of this practice are unclear, as are the motives for willingly being submitted to the stench of stale alcohol or other festering liquids whilst suffering molestation, however it is often linked more toward a h-m-s-xual activity than a heteros-xual one, as described in the british sitcom ‘the inbetweeners’ in series 3.
i was walking through mcdonald’s car park last night when my head was forced through the green gl-ss recycling slot and i was thoroughly raped. i later found out that i had been subjected to a practice usually known as bottlebanking
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