Bottleneck Gamer

an online video game addict version of jeff foxworthy’s redneck:

online friends are 1337 for fuelling their sli/crossfire rig with a three nvidia 480 gtx in sli that cost $1,500 at newegg.

their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards b-tch about a bottleneck in their sh-t rig.

a bottleneck gamers’ computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the bas-m-nt trolls.
bottleneck gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.

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