“bottling the eggs”
an old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are “putting all the pieces together” of an argument. synonym: connecting the dots.
a: so, mr. feigelson, your testimony that dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn’t tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, “ex-squeeze me,” and 3) that he always invents facts.
b: objection your honor, mr. strunk is asking a compound question.
a: your honor, i’m just “bottling the eggs”
judge: go right on ahead counsel strunk! you’re exactly right! you are bottling eggs!
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