Bottom ready


adequate hygienic preparedness of an -n-lly receptive s-x partner.

used to indicate to a partner that proper precautions have been taken and there will be little to no chance of a “mess” during -n-l s-x. it is also free of any graphic words that might spoil the mood. unlike. “my r-ct-m is free of feces”
john says to his boyfriend, “if we eat all this mexican food there is no way i’ll be bottom ready later.”

having spent 20 min in the shower chad emerged and proclaimed to his boyfriend “alright i’m bottom ready lets f-ck”

frank asked his girlfriend if she was bottom ready before they were to have -n-l s-x. she looked confused and shrugged. frank stuck it in her snizz instead.

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