bottom swab


to wrap ones towel around your arm, before proceeding to violently ‘swab’ ones bot bot. a dirty swab can then be swapped with a flat mates towel, making a win win scenario.
“swab the p–pdeck”.

“your mother is such a bottom swab”.

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