an abbreviation of the french “bourgeois.” a critical term used to describe people, things, and places that are definitively high-cl-ss. something that is affected, inauthentic, gentrified, exclusive, and/or otherwise sheltered from the dirt and grime of the real world.
d-ck: wanna go into the city?
jane: yeah, i’ve gotta get out of this boujee town. it’s become so gentrified ever since the new homeowner’s -ssociation plowed on in. let’s get some tacos from that dude at the corner of market and 6th.
kate spade: let us go in my dad’s ford explorer to the whole foods/andronico’s/trader joe’s/(place your pretentious grocer here) on the way home from the symphony.
jordan catalano: yeah right, kate spade. i’d rather ride my bike to corner store/farmer’s market/etc instead of supporting the overhead of that boujee place.
- boulder juice
when m-ssive mammories (breast sizes above 38-d), produce sweat of epic proportions collecting enough liquid in the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders to fill a c-ke can. if one were to ring out this rancid brine from a bra after a hot summer day and drink it, the effects parallel a bad acid trip. when one neglects to wash […]
- bounce tube
a cardboard tube left after the depletion of toilet paper or paper towels with a sheet of bounce used in laundry (used in the dryer)covering the open end. while smoking marijuana one holds the hit and brings the tube to the mouth at which point the hit is exhaled and causing the smoke to travel […]
- brings out the che
a generally mild-mannered person driven to “revolutionary tactics” to bring unity and equality into an oppressive, restrictive situation in the workplace/college, where the management/tutors are draconian and bullying of their staff/pupils. person a: how was work today? person b: that place just brings out the che in me!
- bring the rain
when you call a m-ssive artillery or air strike to a specific target. came from technical sergeant robert epps in transformers when the army rangers were under attack by scorponok. tsgt epps – “spooky 3 2; use 105 sh-lls; bring the rain.” when you take something seriously and excel as a result. this usually occurs […]
- british standard handful
a unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of henry viii’s right hand being the defining volume. sarah’s b–bs are just the right size as far as i’m concerned: one british standard handful.