Boulder Booty


a boulder booty is a b-tt that is typically big, which in most cases it would be considered s-xy, but it isn’t in this scenario. a boulder booty has no particular shape and it looks as if when god was making this girl’s b-tt he was just slapping on layers of fat like play-doh. most boulder booties consist of cellulite, wrinkles, dimples, and other things that would make it nasty looking. this is where the phrase, “just because its a big booty doesn’t mean its a nice booty” comes from. women that have a boulder booty always have a fupa.
dude 1: d-mn, that girl’s b-tt is big!!

dude 2: but its a boulder booty, eww!

dude 1: yeah 🙁

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