Boun Haund

having, or pertaining to, extremely long, bony fingers.

a fictional character of english descent, who is elderly, tall and lanky, with extremely long bony hands.

given his extremely bony hands, boun haund gets himself in an array of unusual and generally socially awkward situations
boun hand in gym cl-ss as a middle schooler

basketball scrimmage in progress

coach: great rebound, timmy, p-ss it out!
timmy: (turning, looking for outlet p-ss, in a rush, tosses it to boun haund)
coach: (slow mo) noooooo!

pop! sssssssssss… (ball pops)

cl-ss: not again!
coach: cl-ss is over, hit the showers.

boun hand: i’m sorry, i can’t help it that my hands are extremely boney!

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