bouncy bastard


an extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don’t understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

this term can also be used as a unit of measurment.
unknown: what’s a url?

me: what kind of a dumb bouncy b-st-rd are you?

or unit of measurment:

jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

tom: i’d say that it’s about 69 bouncy b-st-rds long.

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