boundy
an intoxicating drink named for sam boundy discovered by wise and venerable bath lacrosse members of old. not by the hockey team or any of the other numpty teams that claimed to have invented it. tastes sweet but kicks you in the head in the morning.
student: “can i have a boundy please barmaid”
barmaid: “whats that”
student: “well it used to be half a pint of frosty jacks topped up with a bottle of orange wkd but seeing as you no longer sell this fine cider i will have a boundy light, simply replace frosty jacks with blackthorn”
barmaid: “you guys are w-nkers”
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