bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers
possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
they own you. and your mum.
it’s impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
“hmm, what should we get.”
“bourbons, ftw.”
“no, jaffa cakes, derkhead.”
“where are my jammy dodgers, b-tches.”
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
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