Bourne High School


a small public school located in the first town on cape cod. most of the students don’t seem to realize that they live on cape and insist upon being “gangsta”. others realize they are from the cape and wear more abercrombie than is really necessary at any given time. still some think they are being “unique” or “alternative” by smoking the abundance of marijuana available and listening to led zeppelin . bhs’s mascot is the c-n-lman and its color is purple. in the way of athletics the school fails at pretty much everything with the exception of volleyball.
person 1: “i go to bourne high school now.”
person 2: “do you play volleyball?”
person 1: “no, football.”
person 2: “that sucks…”

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