Bovine University


where cows go after “graduating” from the high-density feed lots. the process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. contains the killing floor. don’t let the name throw you. it’s not really a floor, it’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. don’t feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he’d eat you and everyone you care about.
“when i grow up i’m going to bovine university”

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