bow-tie dick


when you put a bow die on your d-ck to make it look pretty for the ladies. because, we all know that if your d-ck isn’t cute, then you aren’t likely to get any.
girl 1: “oh my god, like, he was really cute, but his d-ck like, wasn’t… so i just said no thank you…”

girl 2: “don’t tell me he didn’t have a bow-tie d-ck…”
girl 1: “ugh, he didn’t.”

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