Bowel Performance
the moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a m-ssive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. impressing everyone with your success. but be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a p–p.
dude, while i was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, i’d give it a 10/10.
the moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a m-ssive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. impressing everyone with your success. but be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a p–p.
dude, while i was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, i’d give it a 10/10.
the moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a m-ssive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. impressing everyone with your success. but be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a p–p.
dude, while i was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, i’d give it a 10/10.
the moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a m-ssive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. impressing everyone with your success. but be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a p–p.
dude, while i was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, i’d give it a 10/10.
the moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a m-ssive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. impressing everyone with your success. but be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a p–p.
dude, while i was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, i’d give it a 10/10.
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