grab me a few pages of the new york times, please. we’re out of bowel towels again.
noun; after taking a sh-t and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
“after michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub.”
juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.
oh no av ran oot o bowel towel
1). some aussie guy who live-streams the making of his dinner and who gets wasted on alcohol, while live-streaming. 2). the twitch version of dio. people watch holydivertv on twitch.tv for entertainment
a tall skinny artist who insists on being the ‘funny guy’ but is held in low regard – also known as a schofield matt can be such an amprabat! he just takes it way too far!!!! let’s kill him!!!!
it’s when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out. he used gasterbation to get all gas out.