grab me a few pages of the new york times, please. we’re out of bowel towels again.
noun; after taking a sh-t and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
“after michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub.”
juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.
oh no av ran oot o bowel towel
1). some aussie guy who live-streams the making of his dinner and who gets wasted on alcohol, while live-streaming. 2). the twitch version of dio. people watch holydivertv on twitch.tv for entertainment
- mexican gunfight
the mexican gunfight is a shot-gl-ss c-cktail loaded with equal parts 291 colorado whiskey and casamigos mezcal alternative use: if you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it’s called: a mexican hooker gun fight, a mexican shank fight, a rusty shank fight — either way, you lose! “i heard no one wins a mexican […]
a man with an abnormally large p-n-s. after a s-xually encounter most woman must see a chiropractor because crece has realigned their spine. many also report nightmares of its m-ssive size. girl #1: hey did you hear about tina? girl #2: no what happened ? girl #1: she got with crece last weekend and couldn’t […]
temporarily good, inevitably bad. he has such an esao personality.
an ugly backstabbing b-tch who has no life. she tries to act s-xy but ends up looking like sh-t. she is very ugly and deserves no friends. and her bellydancing skills suck. that girl is so ugly, she looks like dhushania. that pile of sh-t looks like dhushania.