bowel towels

toilet paper.
grab me a few pages of the new york times, please. we’re out of bowel towels again.
noun; after taking a sh-t and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
“after michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub.”
toilet paper
juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.
toilet paper
oh no av ran oot o bowel towel

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