Bowiemas


it’s a holiday that occurs on january 8 every year celebrating the birth of st. bowie. that night, you leave bell peppers and milk out for when st. bowie comes. when you wake up in the morning, the peppers and milk are gone and he’s left you with a huge mound of cocaine!
person 1: hey! what did you get for bowiemas?

person 2: cocaine!
person 1: wow! me too!

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