Bowl away cut
a bowl away haircut is a bowl hair cut which fades into a normal haircut, this hairstyle is particularly popular with h-m-s-xuals, transvest-tes, politicians and jews. this hairstyle has been coined and regenerated by a man named warwick ioannou who is a well known hero in his home town of adelaide. you can often see warwick hanging outside of a yanni’s yiros getting many b-tches merely because he has a bowl cut
new kid at school: how does warwick pull so many b-tches
nick.c and bruce: he’s got a bowl away cut yo!
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