bowl in one
a feat only quick p–pers can achieve, the bowl in one is when you flush the toilet -before- you sit on it and quickly sh-t right as the water is being flushed so the sh-t travels with it down the pipe.
guy 1: “dude how the f-ck do you take sh-ts so quickly?”
guy 2: “i actually trained for my -sshole for 3 years in the mountains to be able to sh-t so quickly that i could make a bowl in one.”
guy 1: “why the f-ck am i friends with you?”
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