Bowl Reverb
the extremely loud reverberation in the toilet bowl after you release a m-ssive fart while taking a sh-t. this usually happens when you’re trying to take a quiet, stealthy dump. comes in 2 different forms:
1: dryfire – easily the loudest and most boisterous of the 2. pure farts with no fecal matter; these happen from pushing hard or being constipated. these are so loud they could be heard from 30ft away or more with crystal clear clarity.
2: explosive – these aren’t as loud, but way nastier sounding. these happen with the occasional normal sh-t, and are 100% bound to happen with bad diarrhea. one of the nastiest sounds on earth, but hilarious if you manage to hear them coming form someone else.
i was walking by the men’s room at taco bell the other day, but had to stop and listen because someone had some intense bowl reverb. i came back to my table laughing my -ss off.
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