Bowling Alley Hot


a measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. the implication is that even though a trashy, low-cl-ss girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. it’s a combo of a compliment and an insult.
-hey bro – how about that hot–ss girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-awww man – not bad, i guess she was bowling alley hot.

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