Bowling For Columbine


michael moore: duh…guns are bad. ban them all.
charlton heston: but the const-tution says we can own them. i don’t think you would like it if the government arbitrarily told you you couldn’t criticize george bush.
moore: duh…there was a shooting which now should negate gun rights for everyone. ban the nra meeting
heston: out of respect and sensitivity to the family of the victim, i would love to, but changing our annual stockholder’s meeting, planned a year in advance, is just not feasible. and we have to hold this meeting; it is not in any way, shape, or form a “gun rally.”
moore: duh…you’re so insensitive…”from my cold, dead hands?”
heston: that was in no way, shape, or form a reference to the young girl who was shot by her cl-ssmate, dude… really, who is that much of a jerk?
and they say heston is the nut?
“the biggest lie of all in “bowling for columbine” is this so-called nra. mr. moore actually expects us ignorant americans to believe that there exists an organization in america that is so callous as to hold a pro-gun rally less than two weeks after one of the most horrific episodes of gun violence in our nation’s history right next to very location where that incident occurred?!”

this actually happened you dumb hick!! whoever wrote that needs to start reading the papers!!
proof that right-wing america just can’t handle the truth. michael moore is too d-mn honest

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