Box Boxing

the art and/or sport of blindly running into people with a cardboard box on your head.

howto:

1. go to a large, open field with 4+ friends. bring large cardboard boxes that, if placed on the head, would reach down to one’s lower torso/waist.

2. everyone get into a large circle, facing each other

3. all partic-p-nts place a large cardboard box on their head. brace front of the inside of the box with your arms, so that if you are in a full-on collision, you will not get a head injury.

4. sprint in any direction and hope you hit someone!

the intenseness of this sport is from the adrenaline of never knowing when you’re going to be hit. peeking out of the bottom of your box at times of rest is permitted at your own risk.

i am not liable for any injuries that happen due to this definition. :d
while adam, daniel, todd, and i were boxboxing last weekend, adam hit daniel and daniel was so un-prepared that he was airborne for five feet.
a disastrous event that generally occurs during s-x between an inexperienced and/or p-rnography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. when the partic-p-nts are gearing up to do the “deed”, the male deems it necessary to take his erect p-n-s, and proceed to slap the females v-g-n- in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of s-xual activity. extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.
“we were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started box boxing me! it hurt! i was completely not in the mood after that!”