Box Month
a box month is a month in which the first day of the month begins on a sunday and the calendar of the month forms a perfect rectangle. the only month in which this can occur is february, since it has 28 days. the occurrence of this event is quite rare. since a box month cannot occur on a leap (due to the 29 days), the pattern of re-occurrence follows a 6-11-11…6-11-11 year interval. for example the years in which a box month occur are 1981-1987-1998-2009-2015-2026, following the 6 yr, 11 yr, 11 yr pattern.
this rare event is celebrated throughout the month in commemoration of this rarity within the calendar.
dude 1: dude, did you know that it’s box month this month?
dude 2: oh really, then let’s f-ckin party it up, cuz it’s box month!
pickup line to random girl at bar: hey did you know it’s box month?
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