Box Office Band-Aid
an actress (or sometimes an actor) who plays in a really sh-tty movie. the movie is a completely flop, or just isn’t your type of movie, but she/he is so good looking, that it “makes everything better” and makes the two hours tolerable & maybe even enjoyable.
occasionally, the movie will survive or even become popular just because of this actress/actor. (see examples below)
megan fox is pretty much a walking box office band-aid. the only reason transformers made it big was because of her! and all her other movies, completely cr-p without her!
although most people enjoyed twilight, i didn’t. but, i still watched it with my girlfriend, because ashley greene & kirsten stewart were total box office band-aids to me.
“the love guru” jessica alba? box office band-aid
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- Braincuffs
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- branlage
french slang for m-st-rb-t–n. il est branlage. he is fapping.
- brazilian coffee filter
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