brainable


brainable is someone who’s so smart/s-xy/funny you’d like to do them — at least metaphysically, anyway, ’cause frankly they’re so awesome that it would seem weird to actually do them, like, you know like having s-x with santa or abraham lincoln or something.
ex.) carl sagan is totally brainable.

see also, tina fey, kristen schaal, jon stewart.
an adjective used to describe a girl who you would let suck your d-ck but nothing else.
i wouldn’t f-ck her with your d-ck… but she’s brainable.

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