Boxer Spackle
(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.
(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky p–p-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.
“dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer sp-ckle for me during the afternoon meeting.”
“melinda and i broke up. she stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. after she left, i discovered she’s boxer sp-ckled my favorite batman underoos.”
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