boy band

a music group of young men that produce popular music that usually appeals to a teenage female audience. boybands may or may not play instruments, usually the difference between a band and a boyband is with the behavior of its fans. fans of boybands are more attracted to the members(visually and romantically), and fans of bands only typically care about the music.

characteristics of a boyband:
-signed to a major record label
-all music is not written by band members
-fans are focused on individual members, rather than the music
-boybands usually promote a product (ex. holding a contest through retail company like target or walmart, or being in commercials that advertise something unrelated to their music)
girl 1: “that new boyband, 5 seconds of summer, is all over the radio.”

girl 2: “omg! no! they’re a pop punk band!! i’m literally dying right now, how could you be so stupid?!?! go to h-ll!! you’re a b-tch!!”

girl 1: “they’re actually a boy band, they don’t write most of their pop song’s music. they’re signed to capitol records, one of the biggest record labels in the world. they appeal to teenage “fangirls”, and their concerts consist of obsessive girls screaming the members names.”

girl 2: “shut up, freak! you’re just stupid and jealous!!!!”

girl 1: “i’m supposed to be jealous of a boyband that has annoying fans and who is hated by real pop punk bands?”
a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do not play instruments. sing cr-ppy pop music; stupid gay love songs that they didn’t even write themselves. only pre-teens and teenie boopers like them.
see:

n-sync or backsteet boys

boy bands suck
a group of 4 or 5 men who lip sync other people’s music while pretending to like girls
boy bands are nothing but a bunch of no-talent, 30-year-old pretty boys who like to bend each other over!
usually a random formation of h-m-s-xual-looking young lads in groups of four or five. generally organized by overweight older men to satisfy their pedophilic tendencies. often are confused with talented people.
mtv introdouched another boy band on that vile, demonic, 1984-ish trl.
i wouldn’t even call these “bands” because they play no instruments and can barely sing. to make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

— the good looking guy;
— the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
— the shy, quiet guy;
— the “older brother” type; and
— the “bad boy.”
boy bands are creepy. here’s 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! boy bands make r. kelly look like the patrib saint of chast-ty!
a musical group whose frontmen consist of a group of male singers (they may or may not play another instrument). in order to qualify as a boy band 1) they must not write thier own music and 2) thier main fan draw must be how attractive they are. point one can be waved if they really suck.
boy band: n’sync
not a boy band: u2
a worrying bunch of men in their mid 20’s who make a living by turning on 6-14 yr old girls and old women.
do you think they score with their groupies? send for the social workers!
legal paedophilia.

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