Burmese Blumpkin


similar to a regular b-mpkin, but slightly different. the act of receiving a bl-wj-b from one individual while defecating on or in the mouth of another individual. commonly executed during a threesome.
i was bored on a sunday so i went on urban dictionary. i saw the definition of a burmese blumpkin and i threw up everywhere.

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