boyfriend disease
a condition characterized by first, always needing a boyfriend, and, second, giving complete and total attention to said boyfriend. symptoms usually include: loss of friends, annoying snaps and posts, and an awful boyfriend who looks like he stinks.
i really miss michael. i haven’t seen him in ages because he has boyfriend disease.
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