mrs. patty
a person who is a total b-tch to every kid that ride’s her bus to h-ll. she also doesn’t know how to spell the simplest names.
kid 1: she spelled my name as emmi, but my name is emma!
kid 2: she wrote me up for sitting down.
mrs. patty: shut up!
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