boyfriend material
a male person who has reduced his naturally-given -sshole traits to the point where is worthy of being a friend.
girl 1: omg i was soo drunk last friday i p-ssed out half naked on jason’s bed and he didn’t date rape me! …i guess
girl 2: awww, chivalry still exists, you should date him he is definitively boyfriend material!
a guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. by saying a guy is “boyfriend material”, you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.
wow, i hung out with mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as h-ll. he’s definitely boyfriend material.
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