Boyfriend reflex
a male’s inherent ability to compliment his girlfriend on a moment’s notice, almost as if there was no thought necessary. this most likely occurs because the male will be ‘rewarded’ for his actions later.
see: sucking up
emily: wow, look at those flowers, they’re so beautiful.
jacob: (immediately) not as beautiful as you baby.
emily: aww, you’re so sweet, how’d you think of that so fast?
jacob: it’s my boyfriend reflex. let’s go back to my place.
emily: ok sounds good!
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