Boyfriend Rule
when a girl wants a boyfriend she’ll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.
emma: i am so over guys! i give up! i’m going to focus on myself, and my work.
sara: you’re totally going to get boyfriend now, it’s the boyfriend rule.
10 seconds later
chad: hey emma, wanna go out with me?
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