BPike Wardrobe
the bpike wardrobe is a collection of clothes that diehard eagles and phillies fans throughout the delaware valley -ssemble to express their undying love for hate, hustle, and heart on the baseball and football fields. wardrobe essentials include the following:
shoes: air force 1s, every shoe ever made by the jordan brand (some carryover here with an inter-ac tuxedo).
socks: foreman mills crew socks, or tekgear 10 pack from kohls
shorts: jorts or kensington j-zz rag
belt: ha!
shirt: the main attraction. includes the following necessities to provide the most options: dawkins home jersey, dawkins away jersey, utley home jersey, utley away jersey, utley 1980s throwback jersey, utley batting practice jersey, utley t-shirt, world f-cking champs t-shirt, world f-cking champs long sleeve t-shirt, utley world baseball cl-ssic jersey, utley sleeveless home jersey
undershirt: beaters from ross or t.j. max
tie: ha!
hat: flat brim. black. phillies or eagles. turned backwards.
check out mac across the street in the flat brim birds hat, jordan 8s, and the world f-cking champs limited edition t-shirt. christ, he might have the most swaggy bpike wardrobe in the history of swag.
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