bra bandit


one who steals bras from girls’ dormitories and random apartments in the city and sells them for a living. operations are conducted worldwide by the bbg, the bra bandits guild. all bra bandits are trained to be equivalently stealthy as ninjas, to have the sense of smell of bloodhounds, and to have the tenacity of pirates.
sebastian’s been raking in a ton of dough ever since he became a bra bandit.

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