bracism
a belief that a person’s use of braces in their source code is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that bracial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular user’s brace style.
tom thinks i’m an idiot because i put my braces on seperate lines. im sick of his bracism.
noun.
1) strict definition: an irrational bias towards members of a certain orthodontic background. the bias can be positive (e.g. a braces wearer can prefer the company of its own kind, it’s “brace”, or even another) or it can be negative (e.g. a person with orthodontic appliances can hate or resent others without). to qualify as bracism, the bias must be irrational. that is, it cannot have a factual basis for preference.
2) commonly intended definition(in america): a bias or intolerance that some people have towards those with orthodontic appliances.
3) politically motivated definition: a justifiable reason to redistribute resources or opportunities between groups on the basis of braces alone.
1) toby: “you wouldn’t understand! i’ve had to eat wax! just so i don’t cut myself! (gestures to other “brace” wearers) my people know what i’m talking about, why don’t you go back to your own kind? that’s bracism bro”
2) guy 1: “i wouldn’t date her. black and decker p-ck-r wrecker bro.”
guy 2: “you bracist b-st-rd”
3) ray: “sh-t, four peeps, only 3 pieces of gum. nevermind, toby, you have braces. you probably don’t even like gum, right?”
guy 3 and guy 4: “yeah, screw him, give it here!”
toby: “whatever, i’m out of here. your all a bunch of bracist bigots. every hear of a little thing called the progressive orthodontist magazine?”
taking the mick out of someone with braces.
hey metal mouth——->you r such a bracist!!!
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