when a drunken tard gets the dry-heaves. they look like a cat when they are trying to get a fur ball up.
rachel got a dirty gas pump and started cat backing!!
- Dutch Flamethrower
dutch flamethrower (n); the process of doing a “dutch flamethrower” 1. eat anything that makes you get the squirts (a.k.a, diarrhea, liquid sh-t, “the wet sh-t”, see sh-t for more) 2. select someone either in close proximity, or someone sleeping 3. drop the pants, spread your cheeks and push like you giving birth through you […]
- Dutch Lube
when woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect p-n-s, then smears it all over like it was lube. betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of ky, it smelled so bad but felt so good.
- Dutch Muffler
similar to the dutch rudder. when a partner -ssists you with placing your own fingers in your -n-s and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation. she wouldn’t have s-x with me but i did get her to give me a dutch m-ffler. my -sshole is still sore from that dutch m-ffler my girl gave me […]
a girl (usually walking on the beach)looking for s-x. group of boys: hey dykles! come over here and join us!
dis-men-uh-ree-uh noun. extremely painful menstruation. “i hope you get dysmenorrhea and fall down a flight of stairs and break your legs and you need to explain to a bunch of people why you were having trouble walking!”