Braden Moya
pretty much the greatest guy on the planet. he is incredibly hansome, musically talented, great with kids, hilarious, always hyper and energentic, and the most amazing kisser. can be sp-cey at times but is pretty much the most kick-ss guy ever.
symtoms of befriending a braden may include:
-overly energentic laughter or smiling
-constant happiness
-falling head over heels in love
-jealousy of his musical abilities
-jealousy of awesomeness (guy)
-wanting to kiss him
-being obsessively happy while around him
guy 1: dude did you see braden moya today?
guy 2: yeah! i wish i was as kick-ss as him!
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