brady typing


an algorithmic method of sorting wherein one presumptuously and slowly makes sure things are in order. named after the latin root word “brady” meaning “slow”, combined with “typing”, a synonym for “sorting”.
the bookkeeper was brady typing the books in the library and set a new record: nine days!
when you type each key on a keyboard one at a time in an unbearably slow manner aka hunt and peck typing named for brady haran of the h-llo internet podcast.
“wait a minute grey i’ll just check wikipedia for the exact number of fatalities from that tragic plane crash”

several minutes later

“wow brady are you brady typing! we’ll be here all year”
a common form of typing, in which the typist presses each key individually. instead of relying on the memorized position of keys, the typist must find each key by sight.
“the script took forever to write due to his incessant brady typing.”
typing with only 2 fingers, one on each hand.
wow you type so slow, your practically brady typing.

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