Braffled
to go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.
person 1 – “what’d you get up to last night?”
person 2 – “dude, i got braffled to f-ck. i ended up p-ssing up a church and getting arrested. was a good night”
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