braggament
when someone comments on your status just to brag about how awesome they (think they) are.
bender status: man watch the australian movie red hill great film.
trev: red dog?
bender: umm, no.
trev: coincidently, red dogs owner was my uncle on my mothers side
bender: braggament
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