a bro-prophecy. a prediction of bro-ish things that will happen in the future. typically brahphets are the ones brahphesying.
bro a: “dude, i knew the party at the frat house on sat-rday was going to be ill. i just knew it.”
bro b: “yeah, definitely. the brahphecy has been fulfilled.”
bracken is an insult. when using this insult you are calling the victim a v-g-n- swimming in period blood. she called me a f-ck-ng sl-t, so i called her a braken
v. to make a creepy s-xual advance on someone, seemingly in jest, while in actuality being completely serious. megan: hey john! john: hey megan! megan: want to see a movie tonight? john: i want to see your b–bies tonight. what? haha. just kidding! megan: creepy. you totally just braniganed me!
- brazilian fire dragon
when a guy is getting a bl-w j-b and as he’s coming in the girl’s mouth, he tells her something ridiculous that makes her choke… and c-m spew out of her nose.. like fire. “oh, god, i’m gonna come” ::guy is coming:: “by the way, i have aids” ::girl chokes, c-m spews:: thus, the girl […]
- wet juice
excesive diahhrea that u cannot control. it is hot and may chaff the b-tt hole. also in the process of “wet juice” it may burn off the gooch hair. i was at in n’ out and i got wet juice cause i have maleria.
- brazilian stroke
when inhaling a joint very quickly and harshly. – come on! brazilian stroke! for sao paolo! – alright fine… holy sh-t.