Brahptimus Prime


a portmanteau of the hawaiian-style “bro” (brah) and transformers protagonist optimus prime. a brahptimus prime is a person with n-ble/selfless goals and zero drive to realize them.
“did you help out at the homeless shelter on tuesday?”

“i was going to but instead i slept in.”

“pulled a brahptimus prime?”

“yeah, brah.”

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