brain broke
when you’re so mentally overwhelmed at the moment that no new information can get in and no intelligent words can get out. like drawing a blank except you can’t even recognize the question. not to be confused with being medically confused.
(tanya sees max reading about the current administration when he drops his spoon)
tanya: is everything okay, max?
max: (looking at her with pained confused face)…waskingle?
tanya: it’s so bad it’s got you brain broke? what did they do?!!!
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