brain cramp
sp-cing out for a moment or becoming very confused.
if someone was saying something and you misheard them, you could say ‘brain cramp’ or ‘i’m having a brain cramp’ to explain how you’re confused or explain something idiotic you said.
a stupid ill-advised idea. an idea where there is a small upside with a huge downside.
such ideas when work are called genius ideas and when they fail are called colossal failures.
bill belichick going for it on 4th and 2 on their own 28 against the colts on 11/15/2009. patriots up by 6 with 2-08 on the clock.
belichick goes for it. patriots are unable to convert. colts get the ball on ne 28. p manning throws a touchdown to reggie wayne. an extra point later, patriots lose the game which they lead by 17 points.
true definition of a brain cramp.
a stupid, pehaps embarr-ssing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).
i had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn’t remember which hand was my right.
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