rotten egg drop soup
while receiving a head job, you c-m in her mouth and then she keeps going and you then p-ss in her mouth (unexpectedly). sometimes you just can’t hold it. you can also pee before you c-m, (soup before appetizer variation), but it’s alot less likely you’ll get to finish. the real pro move, for the freaks, is like a combo of a pearl necklace and a golden shower (the king tut variation). it is willing and welcomed. there are confirmed reports of the original move, and a couple videos of the king tut version, but not the soup before app legend.
bob was so drunk last night that he gave me a rotten egg drop soup while i was going down on him! what a douche, although i kinda liked it…
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